by Torchwood » Tue Nov 16, 2010 2:56 pm
I run on nicotine because:
- as befits a denizen of these various forums, it is olde worlde (something out of a fifties film) and deeply unfashionable
- it is the modern Prohibitionists first target. "First they came for the smokers, but I said nothing because I did not smoke. Then they came for the binge drinkers, but I said nothing because I did not binge drink. Now they have an obesity programme"
- having reached a mature age more or less intact, there is that Russian Roulette kick of having run through five empty barrels.
- it is more addictive than heroin, apparently. The surrogates don't work (patches? heartbeat goes through the roof) . On cold turkey, I turn into a facsimile of Pastaneta on a bad day.
- amazed how well one does in life with such pathetic will power.
- I would lecture others on don't follow my example (wife just as bad) but my sons do it so much more eloquently (they have not touched the weed in their lives, well, not that weed anyway)
- unlike drunks or druggies, don't do much harm to others. Passive smoking risk overstated, and can't do it in others presence indoors outside the home anyway these days. Even save the NHS money, as it is the healthy clean living ones who cost when they slowly fall apart in the their late 80s.
- Inshallah.
-helps concentration to write long winded pretentiously pseudo-intellectual posts on internet forums.
Pessimism is the soft option.