Levitas
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Tue Nov 09, 2010 7:13 pm
Oh dear.
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Wed Nov 10, 2010 3:50 am
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Wed Nov 10, 2010 1:57 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Thu Nov 11, 2010 4:09 pm
Kids.
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Caskhades » Thu Nov 11, 2010 6:28 pm
Sir Lancelot has a crush on his King's beautiful spouse. Day and night, he can't stop thinking about her breasts. Finally, in agony, he goes up to Merlin in his tower and asks for his help. Merlin ponders the situation and tells Lancelot that he can help, but it will cost: 1000 gold pieces. A princely sum, but Lancelot breathlessly promises to pay. Merlin, in secret, cunningly places a special itching powder in the top of Queen Guinevere's dress, and gives Lancelot the antidote to eat.
The next day, his queen in agony, Arthur asks Merlin for help. The Wizard dutifully informs the King that his divinations have informed him that only the saliva of a certain man can soothe the Queen's ailing: Sir Lancelot gets to spend several hours kissing and licking the Queen's glorious bosom, and is treated as a hero by the entire Court for his efforts.
Merlin then approaches Lancelot, asking for his payment. His lust satisfied, and aware that Merlin can't betray his secret without revealing himself as a co-conspirator, Lancelot laughs Merlin off, refusing to pay.
The next morning, Lancelot is awakened by a messenger summoning him urgently to the court: King Arthur has suddenly developed a terrible groin itch.
--- Always pay your debts.
The next day, his queen in agony, Arthur asks Merlin for help. The Wizard dutifully informs the King that his divinations have informed him that only the saliva of a certain man can soothe the Queen's ailing: Sir Lancelot gets to spend several hours kissing and licking the Queen's glorious bosom, and is treated as a hero by the entire Court for his efforts.
Merlin then approaches Lancelot, asking for his payment. His lust satisfied, and aware that Merlin can't betray his secret without revealing himself as a co-conspirator, Lancelot laughs Merlin off, refusing to pay.
The next morning, Lancelot is awakened by a messenger summoning him urgently to the court: King Arthur has suddenly developed a terrible groin itch.
--- Always pay your debts.
Wyrd bið ful aræd
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Thu Nov 11, 2010 11:49 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Know your Labs
by noddy » Fri Nov 12, 2010 1:37 am
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Fri Nov 12, 2010 6:33 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Fri Nov 12, 2010 7:04 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Tinker » Sat Nov 13, 2010 12:17 am
Love it tilde
The canary didn't die because this mine is dangerous, it died because it's lazy and wasn't raised with a proper work ethic.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:35 am
Stem Cell Rap ~ Prof. Jonathan Garlick
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sat Nov 13, 2010 1:50 am
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by noddy » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:39 am
http://www.shockblast.net/sexism-vintage-ads/
"dont worry darling, you didnt burn the beer"
"blow in a womens face and she will follow you anywhere"
"dont worry darling, you didnt burn the beer"
"blow in a womens face and she will follow you anywhere"
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List of the worlds most important places
by noddy » Mon Nov 15, 2010 2:43 am
for the keen student of geography
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Re: List of the worlds most important places
by Colonel Sun » Mon Nov 15, 2010 3:21 am
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: List of the worlds most important places
by Torchwood » Tue Nov 16, 2010 5:52 pm
Pessimism is the soft option.
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Re: Levitas
by Hans Bulvai » Wed Nov 17, 2010 6:12 am
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Now I'm far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
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