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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Tue Dec 06, 2011 3:58 am
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Nonc Hilaire » Wed Dec 07, 2011 2:14 pm
10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
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Re: Levitas
by Tinker » Wed Dec 07, 2011 8:25 pm
The canary didn't die because this mine is dangerous, it died because it's lazy and wasn't raised with a proper work ethic.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Wed Dec 07, 2011 10:44 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Tinker » Thu Dec 08, 2011 10:06 pm
The canary didn't die because this mine is dangerous, it died because it's lazy and wasn't raised with a proper work ethic.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Fri Dec 09, 2011 10:46 pm
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Sat Dec 10, 2011 4:33 am
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sat Dec 10, 2011 7:07 pm
Breakfast of Zombie Champions:
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:01 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sat Dec 10, 2011 9:05 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:45 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sun Dec 11, 2011 7:58 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Mon Dec 12, 2011 12:28 pm
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Nonc Hilaire » Tue Dec 13, 2011 2:51 am
10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:18 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:19 pm
More tragic - comedic than levitas:
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Hans Bulvai » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:06 am
Now I'm far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
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by Colonel Sun » Fri Dec 16, 2011 4:58 am
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Sun Dec 18, 2011 5:40 am
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Hans Bulvai » Tue Dec 20, 2011 5:09 am
For Mr. Perfect...
1- A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Barack Obama's clock?" asked the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
2- A black guy, an illegal alien, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks,
"What can I get you, Mr. President ? "
1- A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?"
St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."
"Oh," said the man, "Whose clock is that?" "That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."
"Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."
"Where's Barack Obama's clock?" asked the man.
"Obama's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
2- A black guy, an illegal alien, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar.
The bartender asks,
"What can I get you, Mr. President ? "
Now I'm far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
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