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by Azrael » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:32 am
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Saturday's Bizarro
by Azrael » Wed Nov 23, 2011 12:41 am
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: Levitas
by Hans Bulvai » Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:24 pm
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Now I'm far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Wed Nov 23, 2011 9:58 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by ansuchin » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:06 am
Why are American so easily offended? Its just a Birthday present.
ความสงบ
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:37 pm
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Thu Nov 24, 2011 12:39 pm
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Thu Nov 24, 2011 1:06 pm
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by noddy » Fri Nov 25, 2011 5:57 am
“Witnessing the Republicans and the Democrats bicker over the U.S. debt is like watching two drunks argue over a bar bill on the Titanic.”
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sat Nov 26, 2011 9:53 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Sun Nov 27, 2011 5:05 am
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Mon Nov 28, 2011 12:09 am
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Jihad = The Struggle
by Nonc Hilaire » Mon Nov 28, 2011 5:56 pm
Woman vaginally delivers a 13# baby - names him "Jihad".
I like this lady. She has style.
I like this lady. She has style.
10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
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Why the US will never beat China in a war.
by Nonc Hilaire » Mon Nov 28, 2011 6:07 pm
The gentleman practices "Iron Crotch" Qigong.
10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
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Re: Levitas
by Tinker » Wed Nov 30, 2011 5:52 pm
The canary didn't die because this mine is dangerous, it died because it's lazy and wasn't raised with a proper work ethic.
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Re: Levitas
by Azrael » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:32 am
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: Jihad = The Struggle
by Azrael » Thu Dec 01, 2011 6:37 am
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Sat Dec 03, 2011 1:45 pm
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sat Dec 03, 2011 9:14 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:43 am
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:46 am
Episode 1 Season 1
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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warning, liberal facist humour ;P
by noddy » Mon Dec 05, 2011 7:43 am
The tribal wisdom passed on from generation to generation says that "When you discover that you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount."
However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And, of course...
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
However, in government more advanced strategies are often employed, such as:
1. Buying a stronger whip.
2. Changing riders.
3. Appointing a committee to study the horse.
4. Arranging to visit other countries to see how other cultures ride dead horses.
5. Lowering the standards so that dead horses can be included.
6. Reclassifying the dead horse as living-impaired.
7. Hiring outside contractors to ride the dead horse.
8. Harnessing several dead horses together to increase speed.
9. Providing additional funding and/or training to increase the dead horse's performance.
10. Doing a productivity study to see if lighter riders would improve the dead horse's performance.
11. Declaring that as the dead horse does not have to be fed, it is less costly, carries lower overhead and therefore contributes substantially more to the bottom line of the economy than do some other horses.
12. Rewriting the expected performance requirements for all horses.
And, of course...
13. Promoting the dead horse to a supervisory position.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Mon Dec 05, 2011 3:09 pm
If one is beating a dead horse, does this mean one is into flagellation, bestiality and necrophilia?
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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