the rise of the american taliban....

[amos]

otherwise known as bachmann/santorum/perry.....enjoy the prayer summit and the pledges....

[the glowing carp]

[Mr. Perfect]

I thought you said these people were on their way out.

[amos]

[Mr. Perfect]

Well sure. Who ever said otherwise. I am working hard to support terrorism, fund it, provide cover for it, with every waking moment. My business is jihad against liberals, and business is good.

JIHAD!

[Mr. Perfect]

What's great about the diegetics forum is that if you compare Obama to Stalin you'll get run right out of here, but comparing Republicans to the Taliban gets you the sound of mouse peeing on cotton (silence/crickets).

Don't you guys ever change.

[amos]

[skyhook77sfg]

well there is a distinct resemblance between the fundamentalists here and over there...

both gin up a political ideology which they act upon based on an ancient irrational belief system

and both want to force it upon their countrymen who prefer not mix combustible materials like politics and religion


AND SHRILL SEEMS TO BE COMPULSORY WITH BOTH GROUPS

much to the detriment of one bad ear once too close

to an unexpected underwater kinetic event

[Mr. Perfect]

Diegtics forum:

Stalin=Obama: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Republican=Taliban: Oh! I hand't thought of that. That's interesting. It has that truthiness feel to it. You know, the GOP does seem to be fond of this hetero marriage thing, that really isn't much different than those Taliban people. That's a good point. I hope the Atlantic does a comprehensive article on that.

Love you guys.

[amos]

[Mr. Perfect]

I'm not contesting a thing! I am an American Taliban! I'm waging jihad right now! And you are helpless to stop us. There is only submission ahead for you.

[noddy]

quick, we need more centralised authority to vet and approve of all these crazy neo taliban groups.

if your not with the program, you should be brainwashed into being a good citizen (tm).

[skyhook77sfg]

well actually OBH the former constitutionalist is doing well in the BIG BROTHER competition ...

rapidly catching up to dead eye dick vader and his little buddy the connecticut cowboy cheerleader


In just the past two months subsequent to the killing of Osama bin Laden,

the U.S. Government has taken the following steps in the name of battling the Terrorist Menace:

extended the Patriot Act by four years without a single reform;

begun a new CIA drone attack campaign in Yemen;

launched drone attacks in Somalia;

slaughtered more civilians in Pakistan;

attempted to assassinate U.S. citizen Anwar Awlaki
without a whiff of due process;

invoked secrecy doctrines to conceal legal memos
setting forth its views of its own domestic warrantless surveillance powers;

announced a "withdrawal"plan for Afghanistan that entails double the number of troops
in that country as were there when Obama was inaugurated;

and invoked a very expansive view of its detention powers under the 2001 AUMF
by detaining an alleged member of al-Shabab on a floating prison,
without charges, Miranda warnings, or access to a lawyer.

That's all independent of a whole slew of drastically expanded surveillance powers
seized over the past two years in the name of the same threat.R


ALL THIS IN THE NAME OF THE WAR ON TERRORISTS

who kill fewer of us in america each year

than are killed by lightening.....


franklin was right

we deserve neither.

[amos]

[the glowing carp]

[noddy]

loons on the right, loons on the left, loons everywhere... more hyperbolic hatred will fix it - history says so.

the day the government stops trying to turn me into one the partisan loons and gets back to the real business of conflict resolution rather than conflict avoidance, ill support that government.

[Mr. Perfect]

Therefore Taliban! JIHAD!!!

Watchout gc, we are under so many beds, suicide bombers on tap, 10 steps ahead of security forces. You destiny is submission!!



WE"RE GOING TO FORCE YOU TO GET A HETEROSEXUAL MARRIAGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!





JIHHAAAD!!!!!

[amos]

[noddy]

[the glowing carp]

[Mr. Perfect]

This time around it looks like they just want to kick Democrats out of office.

[amos]

[Mr. Perfect]

And I will say it many more times, until all submit.

JIHAAAAA HA HA HAd!!

[skyhook77sfg]

rhetorical tricks have proven fruitless...

now hes trying graphics and sfx

in lieu of substantive thought


eye catching....

but so is a turd
in the punch bowl

[Mr. Perfect]

JIHAD!