"Judgement Day on May 21st" -- Family Radio

[Azrael]

What will you be doing on ?

http://www.familyradio.com/index2.html

[Colonel Sun]

What? Yet another one . . .

[Demon of Undoing]

Okay , well , it's a Caturday , so I will have the conn. Which means no sleep and possibly a good buzz when shit goes down. That's good. I don't want this to happen on a day off. It would right suck to be diving the springs and have the cook out nixed for this loopy crap.

Oh , btw , I see they are still taking donations online. Something about " Where your treasure is , there will your heart also be ".

[YMix]

But I though the world was supposed to end next year. What happened?

[the glowing carp]

Can't let the Mayans take all the 'glory'.

[Demon of Undoing]

I totally get to play the Kirk Cameron role

[CgDs]

[lzzrdgrrl]

fuh... *–* .......

That's what Jaws told me when I brought him down this morning to Mill's Fleet & Farm to purchase some canning supplies. Didn't stop him from making up about eight batches of strawberry preserves, though. Either he expects to eat it or no longer worry about the diabetes.....

[Ibrahim]

How do the same guys get to keep making failed end-of-the-world predictions? Seriously, I don't have a joke to go with that. I don't understand how it happens. "Ok, this time...."

[Azrael]

http://www.familyradio.com/facts/

From page:

Didn't Harold Camping say that the world would end in 1994?
In 1992 Mr. Camping wrote a book entitled 1994? In that book Mr. Camping highlighted the abundant evidence pointing to 1994 as a probable year of Christ's return. Given the abundance of information pointing 1994 and the urgency of time, the book 1994? was written. Mr. Camping felt as a teacher, he must share the Biblical information he had found and warn the world.
Important subsequent biblical information was not yet known, so this book was incomplete. Mr. Camping warned there may be something he overlooked therefore the question mark was prominently placed on the title.
Mr. Camping wrote on pages 494 and 495 of the book 1994? he believed 2011 was the most probable year of Christ's second coming. Given the fact 2011 is the 7000 year anniversary of the flood, but he misunderstood Jesus' teaching in Matthew 24 verse 22 "except those days should be shortened"
At the time Mr. Camping concluded the period of "great tribulation" would be shortened from twenty three years, as the Bible teaches, to 2300 evening mornings or six and one third years. .
Mr. Camping wrote in 1994?:
"God appears to be declaring that this final tribulation period should be a certain length of time. If it were that length of time, it seems it would fit perfectly with God's plan of 7000 years. Judgment Day would be 2011 A.D.
But for the sake of the elect those day will be shortened."

Why is there no question now?
In the nineteen years since 1994? Was written the biblical evidence for 2011 has greatly solidified. Today there is no longer any question, May 21, 2011 is the day in which Jesus Christ will return.

[Demon of Undoing]

I'd just like to point out that the OT has a very complex and arcane way for the faithful to identify a false prophet. Stick with me on this , it's kinda complex. Here it goes ;

If what a guy says comes true , he's maybe from God. If not , he's a false prophet. Bam.

Gotta love that Jewish sense of humor.

[Azrael]

[Hoosiernorm]

Heck I missed this thread and posted in the conspiracy thread. Oh well it really wont matter on the 22nd.

[Colonel Sun]

[Torchwood]

I am booked to enjoy a good lunch on Saturday, as a guest of one of the Oxford colleges. It doesn't seem a bad way to celebrate the end of the world, but at what time, and which time zone, does the world end? I don't want to miss lunch, before the inevitable descent to the nether regions, where good wines and port are probably in short supply . Alas, even in this world, you can only enjoy the accompanying cigar outside now, so hope the weather stays dry.

[Najar]

[Tinker]

[Tinker]

First time I heard about this I was going to ask the guy who was peddling this crap some questions. I like to troll proselytizers once in a while. But a lady walked by and said to him, "We don't know the day or the hour.", and I left it at that, it was satisfying enough.

But NOW!!! Najar has armed me with the perfect rebuttal. So I hope I get to pull that out.

My cable bill is past due, and it's due no later than May 21st. I probably shouldn't pay it. But if I don't and their wrong, then I'll miss Game of Thrones on Sunday, and that wouldn't be cool.

[monster_gardener]

[monster_gardener]

[monster_gardener]

[noddy]

[Demon of Undoing]

Y'mean it's not forty thousand men and women every day ?

Damnit, BOC . Every time I trust a seventies art rock band for demographic projections, it all falls to crap...

[Hapax Legomenon]

My sister is getting married on Saturday and there are some real snake handlers on my mom's side of the family, so it should be interesting when I troll them at the reception. If they are right, I owe my cousin a Coke.

[Azrael]