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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Sat Dec 11, 2010 5:13 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because

1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Endovelico » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:14 pm

Some people don't like Berlusconi...

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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Sun Dec 12, 2010 4:18 pm

Opportunity beckons:

Dear Partner,

I am Mr.Kwasi Tumi staff of CAL bank Ghana.I am contacting you in respect
to a financial portfolio of Ten Million United States Dollars (US $10
Million) deposited in a security firm whose depositor died in mid 2007.As
the Head, Foreign (International) Operations Unit, the investigating team
has for the past years been fruitless to locate my late client, If you are
familiar with private banking affairs, those who patronize our services
usually prefer anonymity and also some levels of detachment from
conventional processes. In his bio-data form, he listed no next of kin. If
nobody comes forward to claim the deposit, the Security firm will by the
end of next financial year in 2011 revert the deposit back to CAL Bank.
This will result in the money entering the CAL Bank accounting system.

The world of private banking especially is fraught with huge rewards for
those that occupy certain offices and oversee certain portfolios; the
security firm has no single idea of the history or nature of the deposit.
They are simply awaiting instructions to release the deposit to any party
that come forward. I would have gone ahead to ask that the funds be
released to me, but that will draw a straight line to me and my
involvement in claiming the deposit. But introducing you as a relative
with the right to claim the deposit as a next of kin will mask my
involvement and participation in diverting the deposit for personal use. I
assure you that all the documents needed to effect this claim will be
given to you immediately you notify me of your acceptance to partner with
me in claiming this deposit for our mutual benefit. I am ready to
introduce you to my bank as the closest surviving relation; upon
successful delivery of the deposit to you.

We share the money equally 50/50.

If you find yourself able to work with me, please contact me so that we
can preceed with the transaction.

Please reply to my private email kwasi@in.com

Regards
Kwasi Tumi
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Mon Dec 13, 2010 12:01 am

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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Mon Dec 13, 2010 6:29 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Tue Dec 14, 2010 3:25 am

A bison walks into a bar . . .

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First Grade Drawing

Postby Sennacherib » Wed Dec 15, 2010 4:26 pm

Our aim is victory — victory at all costs, victory in spite of all terror, victory, however long and hard the road may be; for without victory, there is no survival.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Dec 16, 2010 1:04 am

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:05 am

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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:38 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Dec 16, 2010 2:47 pm

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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Dec 16, 2010 7:01 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

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Re: Levitas

Postby noddy » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:21 am

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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Fri Dec 17, 2010 3:49 am

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Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Fri Dec 17, 2010 1:32 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Fri Dec 17, 2010 10:33 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Demon of Undoing » Sat Dec 18, 2010 3:23 am

I put up a link to an Eddie Murphy skit dealing with Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby , and had to delete it after listning to it for the first time in 25 years or so.

Wow.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Sat Dec 18, 2010 5:06 am

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Hoosiernorm » Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:34 am

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Re: Levitas

Postby Hoosiernorm » Sun Dec 19, 2010 1:36 am

I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Demon of Undoing » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:35 am

Don't know what it is, but I'm agin'it.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:26 pm

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Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because

1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Sun Dec 19, 2010 3:27 pm

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Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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