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Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Azrael » Wed Jan 12, 2011 1:54 am

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Tinker » Wed Jan 12, 2011 3:28 am

I have some friends who are married. The woman is Japanese, and the man is Jewish. Once I told her when I'd had a few too many that she was an East Asian Jew. If she held it against me, she was polite enough not to freak out about it. Though I think on some level she was flattered because I was also saying that she was perfect for her man.
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Colonel Sun » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:28 am

That would make Spenglerman, charlestoneta, and Green Richards tribal relations to Japan.

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Colonel Sun » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:42 am

Skeptical about the genetic claims:

http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/16111713
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby YMix » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:45 am

Humanity ought to be the first order of interest for humans.
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Azrael » Wed Jan 12, 2011 6:40 pm

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Demon of Undoing » Wed Jan 12, 2011 8:12 pm

Miso matzoh ? Wasabi gefilte fish ? Seder sashimi ?

I don't know. Tell me how it comes out.
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby rednblacklumberjack » Wed Jan 12, 2011 9:01 pm

Well, Israel and Japan each have their own custom versions of the F-15. So if that means anything...
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Demon of Undoing » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:04 pm

I bet the J model has better avionics.
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Hans Bulvai » Wed Jan 12, 2011 11:44 pm

The Arabs and Japanese use (or used to) the same kind of toilet.

I'm just say'n...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilets_in ... uat_toilet
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:25 am

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:26 am

These claims are analogous to the Mormon myths that the so called Lost Tribe of Israel ended up in S America.

The supposed proof being offered being that both built pyramids.
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Azrael » Thu Jan 13, 2011 12:59 am

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Torchwood » Thu Jan 13, 2011 1:11 am

Pessimism is the soft option.
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jan 13, 2011 4:53 am

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jan 13, 2011 2:54 pm

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Ibrahim » Thu Jan 13, 2011 5:27 pm

There was a great deal of these ethnic/genetic questions over at the old forum, and it always seemed really relevant to certain people that some national or ethnic groups where genetically linked, even though they may no longer culturally linked. Likewise, it was not interesting that all human beings are genetically linked, and it was vitally important that they were culturally different, because if you label a group of people and hate them strictly based on that label, but the label pertains to culture, your hatred is righteous, and not unfashionable "racism."

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Tinker » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:19 pm

I think in about 30 years, there will be a far more complete repository of genetic information. Maybe in 50 years we'll have even more as the genetic records of dead people become public domain and are placed into public repositories. Then we'll get a more complete picture of how the human genome has expressed itself around the world. Until then it's going to be a lot of crazy selection bias and interesting hypothesizing.
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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jan 13, 2011 6:58 pm

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jan 13, 2011 7:01 pm

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Hans Bulvai » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:21 am

I took this picture during one of my first trips to Nippon.
Then came home and looked for one!

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

Postby Azrael » Fri Jan 14, 2011 12:22 am

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Re: Are the Japanese . . . Jewish?

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