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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:29 pm
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by cincinnatus » Sat Nov 05, 2011 7:47 pm
Man, I knew Walking Dead had a big audience....
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Re: Levitas
by Hoosiernorm » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:24 pm
I can never think of anything witty to put into a signature.
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Re: Levitas
by Tinker » Sat Nov 05, 2011 11:38 pm
The canary didn't die because this mine is dangerous, it died because it's lazy and wasn't raised with a proper work ethic.
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Re: Levitas
by Apollonius » Sun Nov 06, 2011 1:19 pm
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Re: Levitas
by Apollonius » Sun Nov 06, 2011 2:00 pm
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sun Nov 06, 2011 3:38 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Sun Nov 06, 2011 9:03 pm
Well played.
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Nonc Hilaire » Mon Nov 07, 2011 3:17 pm
10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
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Re: Levitas
by Tinker » Mon Nov 07, 2011 4:36 pm
The canary didn't die because this mine is dangerous, it died because it's lazy and wasn't raised with a proper work ethic.
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Re: Levitas
by Nonc Hilaire » Mon Nov 07, 2011 5:45 pm
10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:18 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Mon Nov 07, 2011 6:39 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:16 pm
Yet another unfortunate example of rampant sexual inequality . . .
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Mon Nov 07, 2011 9:20 pm
Nonc Hilare's sig: 10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
In the spirit of internationalization:
In the spirit of internationalization:
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Nonc Hilaire » Tue Nov 08, 2011 7:41 pm
10 years ago the USA had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash. Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:38 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Wed Nov 09, 2011 8:22 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:21 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Wed Nov 09, 2011 10:26 pm
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:07 am
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by noddy » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:15 am
A woman went to a pet shop and immediately spotted a large, beautiful parrot.
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Well I should tell you first, that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution
and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she wanted the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Soon after, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith!”
There was a sign on the cage that said $50.00.
"Why so little," she asked the pet store owner.
The owner looked at her and said, "Well I should tell you first, that this bird used to live in a house of prostitution
and sometimes it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
The woman thought about this, but decided she wanted the bird any way.
She took it home and hung the bird's cage up in her living room and waited for it to say something.
The bird looked around the room, then at her, and said, "New house, new madam."
The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thought "that's really not so bad."
When her 2 teenage daughters returned from school, the bird looked at them and said, "New house, new madam, new girls."
The girls and the woman were a bit offended but then began to laugh about the situation considering how and where the parrot had been raised.
Soon after, the woman's husband Keith came home from work.
The bird looked at him and said, "Hi Keith!”
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:23 am
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by Colonel Sun » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:26 am
A worried man showed up at the KGB office.
"My talking parrot disappeared."
"This is not our case. Go to the criminal police."
"Excuse me. Of course I know that I have to go to them.
I am here just to officially inform you that I completely disagree with that revisionist anti-Soviet parrot."
"My talking parrot disappeared."
"This is not our case. Go to the criminal police."
"Excuse me. Of course I know that I have to go to them.
I am here just to officially inform you that I completely disagree with that revisionist anti-Soviet parrot."
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas
by noddy » Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:30 am
Last month the UN conducted a world-wide survey by phone. The only question asked was:-
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
equal oppurtunity racism but western europe may need to be updated soon ;P
"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"
The survey was a huge failure because of the following:
1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In Australia they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.
equal oppurtunity racism but western europe may need to be updated soon ;P
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