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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Sun Jun 26, 2011 4:46 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because

1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Demon of Undoing » Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:14 am

Apparently, this was done by an Italian and composed entirely of gibberish, but sounds like English to non-English speakers. maybe somebody can help me with that idea. Anyway, it's actually a pretty damn groovy song.

Don't know what it is, but I'm agin'it.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Tinker » Mon Jun 27, 2011 3:24 pm

The canary didn't die because this mine is dangerous, it died because it's lazy and wasn't raised with a proper work ethic.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Hans Bulvai » Tue Jun 28, 2011 3:53 am

I can see how this can sound like English to non-english speakers.
The trick is in the speed so that one cannot really pick up on what is being said.
Now I'm far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
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Re: Levitas

Postby Demon of Undoing » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:23 am

Don't know what it is, but I'm agin'it.
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Re: Levitas

Postby noddy » Tue Jun 28, 2011 6:30 am

heh, for all that it sounds disturbing there isnt much effort involved, just the appropriate costumage.
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Re: Levitas

Postby noddy » Tue Jun 28, 2011 7:40 am

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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:02 am

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:03 am





Last edited by Colonel Sun on Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:13 pm, edited 2 times in total.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jun 30, 2011 2:05 am

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Sparky » Thu Jun 30, 2011 8:19 am

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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Fri Jul 01, 2011 6:12 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Fri Jul 01, 2011 11:03 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Hoosiernorm » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:05 pm

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Re: Levitas

Postby Hans Bulvai » Sun Jul 03, 2011 7:06 pm

Now I'm far from home
Spending time alone
It's time to set my demons free
Been put to the test
My mind laid to rest
I'm on a psycho holiday
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Re: Levitas

Postby Sparky » Sun Jul 03, 2011 9:56 pm

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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Tue Jul 05, 2011 2:50 am

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Tue Jul 05, 2011 5:00 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Tue Jul 05, 2011 9:46 pm



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Ugandan Roulette

Postby Azrael » Tue Jul 05, 2011 10:06 pm

Ugandan Roulette

An Ugandan ambassador visited Russia and was entertained by his opposite number, the Russian ambassador. For three days, the Ugandan ambassador was wined, dined, and generally treated to the best hospitality that Russia had to offer.

On the last day of his visit, the Russian ambassador said, "As your stay is coming to an end, it's time for you to play our traditional game, Russian roulette. One of the six chambers of this gun is loaded - you spin the cylinder, point the gun at your head, and pull the trigger."

This phased the Ugandan slightly, but he was a proud man of a warrior people, and to show fear would be unthinkable. Both men took their guns, spun, and pulled the triggers.

Both chambers were empty, and both ambassadors breathed a sigh of relief.

The Ugandan ambassador was impressed with the couragous game, and thought hard about the subject before the Russian Ambassador was due to visit his country the next year.

When the visit came, the Ugandan ambassador treated the Russian with all hospitality, until the final day of his stay. Leading him to a private room in the palace, the Ugandan ambassador spoke, "Now, time for you to sample our game, Ugandan roulette". He then led the Russian into the room, the only occupants of which were six stunning and naked women.

The Ugandan ambassador said, "These women are the most beautiful members of one of our tribes. Any one of them will give you a oral sex - take your pick".

The Russian was not entirely averse to this idea, but he couldn't see the connection with Russian Roulette. He said, "Well, ok, great, but where's the roulette part? Where's the danger?"

With a big grin on his face, the Ugandan ambassador answered:

"One of them's a cannibal."
Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jul 07, 2011 12:24 am

Last edited by Colonel Sun on Fri Jul 08, 2011 7:05 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Tinker » Thu Jul 07, 2011 1:32 am

That chimp knew what he was doing.
The canary didn't die because this mine is dangerous, it died because it's lazy and wasn't raised with a proper work ethic.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Thu Jul 07, 2011 11:11 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
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1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: Levitas

Postby Colonel Sun » Fri Jul 08, 2011 1:56 am

Last edited by Colonel Sun on Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:47 am, edited 1 time in total.
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Re: Levitas

Postby cincinnatus » Fri Jul 08, 2011 2:26 am

Junior at his best


Nice scenery


Possible free-market solution to those local and state gov budget issues...
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