Ok, so finally finished the 5th book.
It was actually better than the first 400 pages led me to believe.
Complaints:
- FAR too many loose ends. At least books 1-3 seemed to give some closure. Two of the POV people who were journeying for the entire book never even met the person they were trying to reach.
- The few tied ends were, um, weird. It looks like one semi-dead character will likely walk as a puppy for a while, while another traveled so far only to end up as a human Paraffin stick.
- Another pretender popped out of Nowhere. With an Army. And a Navy!
- Still don't like Theon. Sorry.
- A particular blond princess seems protected by a thick layer of plot armor - she makes mistakes over mistakes, and will still likely only end up stronger in the end. Ugh.
Liked:
Pies. Delicious, yummy pies.
Tasty, tasty gold coins.
The singer Abel's name being an anagram of Bael. (although we never get to find out what came of the winter battle at Stannisgrad/Winterfell, aside from a very dubious letter)
Bad-ass Vikings.
Bad-ass cripple leveling up on tree-lore and warging.
The way some prophecies seem to be coming true: "Sun rising in the West and setting in the East (in a flamboyant flaming way, might i add)" "Under a (quite literally) bloody star"
WunWun (11) of the (NY) Giants slaughtering the Southron Ser Patrick -- with a bleeding star (of Dallas Cowboys). Neat.