Betcha didn't know this . . .

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[I am ST]

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[Marcus]

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Damn, no wonder they instituted the DH rule... Watching a pitcher trying to bat is a comedy.

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You've never seen Micah Owings or Dontrelle Willis bat...or a man called Babe.


Maybe one of them guys should be arguing your case then?

"Scorecard:

~, batting cleanup in the bottom of the 1st, takes a breaking ball inside for a 3-run shot into the fkn bull on the scoreboard and wins a free steak

Nap gets called from the bullpen, but can't get his junk pitches over the plate with his "Valenzuela prietal eye" approach, no matter how much spit and vagisil he loads on the ball

Now it's bottom of the 4th, and we've gone through the rotation. Nap, sweating like an oil can, alternates between pitching ~ out, and constant attempts to pick ST, the runner at 2nd taking a big lead

But as everyone in the bleachers can see from the title, JItiY's posts were emphatically about Truth™ and science's pathetic inability to discover it once that Prottie prick Kant knocked the dirt off his cleats.

Meanwhile, Nap's shaking off his catcher's calls and he's tossed about 90 pitches in an inning and a half, his manager's doing a lot of spitting in the dugout while the full bullpen is starting to throw full speed. Remember though, this guy threw at his own son in a father son game, so there may be some excitement yet!

This Harry Doyle Recap is brought to you by... (shuffles papers)....Christ, I can't find it. To hell with it"

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