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Diegetics • View topic - The Hard To Believe Department
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The Hard To Believe Department

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:17 am
by skyhook77sfg
LOSS OF PENIS LESS IMPORTANT THAN LOSS OF FINGER...............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




Benefits rates for service members who suffer traumatic injuries to their genitals are under review by Defense and Veterans Affairs department officials in the wake of complaints from a key lawmaker.

A revision could happen by summer, and might retroactively apply to the increasing number of service members who have suffered blast wounds in Iraq and Afghanistan.

Rep. C.W. “Bill” Young, R-Fla., chairman of the House defense appropriations subcommittee — and a frequent visitor, along with his wife, to wards for recovering combat veterans at Walter Reed Army Medical Center in Washington, D.C. — has been pressing since fall for a review after hearing complaints from victims of the ubiquitous roadside bombs in the combat zones.

“If a man loses a penis, he doesn’t get the same benefits as if he lost a finger,” Young said Thursday at a congressional hearing where VA Secretary Eric Shinseki and members of his leadership team were testifying on the 2012 budget.



“It isn’t fair, and it needs to be fixed,” Young said, describing groin injuries as one of the new signature wounds of Iraq and Afghanistan veterans.

Young is talking about payments from Traumatic Servicemembers’ Group Life Insurance, a VA-provided benefit that pays up to $100,000 to service members suffering life-changing injuries or disabilities.

The program provides $50,000 for the loss of a thumb, but only $25,000 for the loss of reproductive organs — and only if the service members is either hospitalized for 15 continuous days or suffers for a minimum of 30 days from inability to do at least two of six so-called “activities of daily living” — bathing, staying continent, dressing, eating, toileting, and getting into or out of a bed or chair. If the service member does not meet those qualifications, he gets nothing....

BIG hand for Congressman Young.


WELL WHADYA THINK MEN....

WHICH WOULD YOU RATHER PART WITH?

Re: The Hard To Believe Department

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 3:01 pm
by Mattmovies

Re: The Hard To Believe Department

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:17 pm
by Sparky
Though what use your old chap will be after you've supersized your way to tubby blubber-gutdom I can't say. Fat chilluns cain't see they genitals.

Re: The Hard To Believe Department

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:23 pm
by Mattmovies
LOL, good point. It's not throwing the baby out with the bath water so much as throwing the entire making of him out.

Re: The Hard To Believe Department

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 4:39 pm
by Mattmovies
I guess the better advice to give parents is: Encourage your children not to read. Then they won't be competent enough to get drafted and, according to Spengler, will be having sex all the time.

Re: The Hard To Believe Department

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 6:32 pm
by lzzrdgrrl

Re: The Hard To Believe Department

PostPosted: Tue Mar 22, 2011 7:00 pm
by skyhook77sfg
good one from the reptilians among us.

used to have a friend who referred to the anatomical feature under discussion as the lizard.

welcome to the hard to believe dept. lizzie....