by Colonel Sun » Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:10 pm
*This is Armenian Radio Yerevan*
Our listeners asked us, "Which nationality were Adam and Eve?"
We answer, "Soviet."
Our listeners further asked us, "Why is that?"
We elaborate, "They had only one apple between them, they were both completely naked, and they believed that they were in Paradise."
Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because
1. You're now several kilometres away; and
2. You've got their shoes.