by Demon of Undoing » Fri Jun 17, 2011 4:07 am
I just saw a vid of Canuks trashing a car. That was the quietest , most well behaved , best documented riot I have ever seen. There were five cell phone filmsters for every guy having a go at a microcompact's windows. They were very nearly standing in a polite line.
" Oh , hey. Nice night for a riot , eh?"
" Oh yah, that was a good one.".
" Oh, sure. Gonna have a go at this little fella here? "
" Don't mind if I do. You were done , though , right ? "
" Oh , sure. All tired , what with those beers and all. Do ya need my skateboard for the smashing ? "
" Oh , no. I' m fine. I picked up this piece of rebar here from that really nice guy with the flaming shopping cart ".
" Yeah , I saw that. He seemed nice. "
" He was , this is a 8mm piece. "
" Oh , wow , he went all out for ya. That's gonna get a much better swing than a twelver. "
" I know. This has just been the best time trashing stuff , ever. Okay , well , don't wanna hold anybody up. Better get to swingin' , there. "
" Sure , don't let me keep ya... " & etc , etc , etc.
Don't know what it is, but I'm agin'it.