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What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby AzariLoveIran » Wed Jun 08, 2011 7:35 am

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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Mr. Perfect » Wed Jun 08, 2011 8:49 am

She had to know, probably involved. Get a jew and a muslim in proximity, explosions right around the corner. Ha ha, just jokin'.

Democrats say leave private life alone, but they refuse to keep it private. Don't know what to do.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Captain Murphy » Wed Jun 08, 2011 9:53 pm

The Dem position seems to be: Nobody really gives two shits about this, unless he tied up government resources in the coverup, in which case he should be punished for it. Very consistent.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Hapax Legomenon » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:14 pm

Divorce.
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Postby Mr. Perfect » Wed Jun 08, 2011 10:16 pm

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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Ammianus » Thu Jun 09, 2011 8:54 am

Hot two on one threesomes, Ultra Semitic Style.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Tinker » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:54 pm

The canary didn't die because this mine is dangerous, it died because it's lazy and wasn't raised with a proper work ethic.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Azrael » Thu Jun 09, 2011 10:58 pm

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Mr. Perfect » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:32 am

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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby AzariLoveIran » Fri Jun 10, 2011 7:43 am

.

Raised in Jeddah, practicing Muslim .. and .. weirdo AND chief Zionist :lol:

What a rubbish

Religion no Music, not a matter of taste or interpretation .. and .. Zionist no Samaritans, in love with Muslims

So, folks, what is the attraction in that union ?

:lol:

Come on

Shows quality of American politicians


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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Colonel Sun » Fri Jun 10, 2011 12:37 pm

Time to update the traditional sea shanty:

What do you with a twitting Weiner?
What do you with a twitting Weiner?
What do you with a twitting Weiner?
Early in the morning?

1. Sue his ass until he's busted, [3x]
2. Glue his fingers to the keyboard. [3x]
3. Shave his balls with a rusty razor. [3x]
4. Put him in bed with the captain's daughter. [3x]
5. Vote his ass out of Congress. [3x]
Early in the morning

That's what we do with a twitting Weiner.
That's what we do with a twitting Weiner.
That's what we do with a twitting Weiner.
Early in the morning.

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Way hay and up he rises
Way hay and up he rises
Way hay and up he rises

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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Colonel Sun » Fri Jun 10, 2011 1:10 pm

Never criticize anyone until you've walked several kilometres in their shoes.
Because

1. You're now several kilometres away; and

2. You've got their shoes.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Tinker » Fri Jun 10, 2011 2:42 pm

It is amazing that he pulled this stunt while launching an investigation into Clarence Thomas.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby lzzrdgrrl » Sat Jun 11, 2011 12:55 am

I liked the "Shave his balls with a rusty razor" line. That made me laugh, though the whole ditty is quite amusing..... :).........
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Hoosiernorm » Sat Jun 11, 2011 4:46 am

Does anyone else remember the little tidbit I put up a couple of years ago from the British press about the "wife" being Hillary's lesbian lover?
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Azrael » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:35 am

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Mr. Perfect » Sat Jun 11, 2011 5:55 am

I thought being called a lesbian was now an honor, a celebration.

The only one kicking his wife would be Weiner.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Hoosiernorm » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:22 pm

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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Tinker » Sat Jun 11, 2011 1:27 pm

Polyamory is a lot more common than most people realize I think. I never could imagine that Hillary and Bill didn't have some kind of arrangement with the amount of shit she put up with. All of the right-wing handwringing that started off as 'poor Hillary' and then became, 'She's not a real woman if she lets her husband do her like that.', when Monica Lewinsky came out was just silly considering her husband had been caught in sex scandals before he was ever elected President.

It seems to me like this is just something Weiner kind of does. It is entirely possible that his wife had knowledge of this and either let it slide or had her own things on the side, and maybe one of those things on the side was Hillary Clinton, maybe it wasn't. I don't put much stock in such rumors, but who knows?
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Azrael » Sat Jun 11, 2011 6:20 pm

Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.
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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Hoosiernorm » Sat Jun 11, 2011 10:12 pm

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Re: What Does Weiner’s Wife Do Now ?

Postby Hoosiernorm » Sun Jun 12, 2011 2:41 am

Have you heard that the movement to have Weiner resign from congress is now being called


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